My life with my eggplant Egbert

When I was four, I was out in my garden. This is what happened. " Hey mom, guess what! In my garden today I found a weird looking eggplant. And I named it Egbert."

I watched TV with Egbert. We had him for a really long time, and then we ate him. I was too scared to eat him cuz he was my very best friend. Mom made him into a vegetarian dinner (I don't like to talk about that because it makes me bremember). That's it for today.