My brother eats these swans (that are actually pirate booty)

My aunt Julie was here the other night. We were eating pirate booty (which I call pole....that's a long story), and my mom was here, too. My dad was at work.

I found these swan shaped ones. And Ben found one that looked like a butt with a penis. Julie found just a regular kind. And Mommy, she helped me find them. I took a picture of the swans. They were making out. (What making out means is that they're dating.) My mom said that this might be a million dollar picture. I wanted to take them right to the bank because they have all the money. If I had a million dollars, I would buy a monkey.