My life with my eggplant Egbert

When I was four, I was out in my garden. This is what happened. " Hey mom, guess what! In my garden today I found a weird looking eggplant. And I named it Egbert."

I watched TV with Egbert. We had him for a really long time, and then we ate him. I was too scared to eat him cuz he was my very best friend. Mom made him into a vegetarian dinner (I don't like to talk about that because it makes me bremember). That's it for today.

No one should read this except for my AUNTS

This is an I'm sorry note. Because on one of my blogs I wrote my favorite aunts are Jessy, Annie, and Kristie. I love all my aunts, but sometimes I kind of forget about you.

Sometimes my sister is a little meanie to me

My sister's name is Breanna, but lots of people want to call her Bree. She likes peace signs. Her favorite color is ....well actually, I don't know her favorite color. What her grade is is 8th grade. She's brown with curly hair. She dresses like a boy sometimes. Pretty much she gets mad at me a lot. And sometimes she gets me away from Ben cuz he always beats me up. I was eating watermelon once with Bree and I went and put my whole entire mouth on one whole watermelon! (I didn't really). And Bree did the same. And we told jokes. And we laughed. And I had fun with my sister. That's pretty much it.

My whole entire day

First, I woke up. My breakfast was a waffle with jam on it. Then I went to school. Then I sat down and then I drawed. I drew a snowman, and it was an awesome snowman. And then I went to my teacher and said "I'm done" and she said "when you're done make a frame on the part that you didn't draw on". So I went to do my frame and then I went to draw snowflakes and angels, and I colored around the angels and I wrote a smile on one. And I had a smile cuz I love to draw. That's all today.

My brother eats these swans (that are actually pirate booty)

My aunt Julie was here the other night. We were eating pirate booty (which I call pole....that's a long story), and my mom was here, too. My dad was at work.

I found these swan shaped ones. And Ben found one that looked like a butt with a penis. Julie found just a regular kind. And Mommy, she helped me find them. I took a picture of the swans. They were making out. (What making out means is that they're dating.) My mom said that this might be a million dollar picture. I wanted to take them right to the bank because they have all the money. If I had a million dollars, I would buy a monkey.

My awesome-est favorite colors.

My favorite colors are blue, red, yellow, green, purple, orange, white, black, brown, turquoise (that's a color). My mom writes whatever I say on my blog. Ha Ha Ha. Drawing persons is really hard. And I like candy. My favorite kind of flower is violet. And lots of my friends think I am cute and adorable in my class all the time. Even my teacher. (They think that because I am the smallest in my class.) I am 5 years old. My birthday's in May. And this year on the fifth month, on the twenty-first, I am gonna be 6. My favorite kind of animal (besides rabbits and bunnies) are tigers and cheetahs. That's it for now.

My life

My favorite kind of ice cream is orange-sherbert. And my favorite color is blue. Everyone thinks I'm adorable at school. And I never get my card pulled. Mom and dad are my favorite parents ever, even though they're my only parents. Christmas is my favorite holiday. My dog Marabelle is the only dog beast I know. My favorite kind of juice is orange juice and grape juice, but not the sour kind of grapejuice. My favorite letter is "R", "N", "B", and "A". My favorite kind of animate object is an automobile. My favorite kind of animal is rabbits and bunnies. Hahaha! My brother is the worst brother ever(just kidding). Kingston is the awesomest dog I know. I like candy. My favorite auntie is Jessy, Annie, and Kristie. My favorite kind of show is Phineas and Ferb, Wizards of Waverly Place, and Spongebob. Goodbye.